The Original Fried Pie Shop

Let’s play a little game, shall we?  This is a game I like to call “Two Truths and a Lie – Fried Pie edition”

1.  The Original Fried Pie Shop makes their pies:

  • Inside Baker’s Ribs on Commerce St.
  • On the sidewalk because it’s so motha-effin’ hot
  • In a building with a big pink pig painted on the side

2. The fried pies here taste:

  • Almost as good as the sushi from Naan
  • LIKE HEAVEN EXPLODED IN MY MOUTH
  • Like baby unicorns

3.  Fillings are:

  • Of the fruit family
  • Meat, Meat, MEAT.
  • Mac N Cheese

4.  Things you can get to accompany your fried pie:

  • Courtney Kerr
  • BBQ Sandwiches
  • Ribs

5.  After my first bite, I screamed:

  • Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious
  • HOLY FUCKING SHIT BALLS
  • Eaw.

6. My favorite flavor that I’ve tried so far is:

  • Apple
  • None, these things are disgusting
  • Coconut Cream Pie

So kids, which ones are the true and which ones are lies?

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