1. The Original Fried Pie Shop makes their pies:
- Inside Baker’s Ribs on Commerce St.
- On the sidewalk because it’s so motha-effin’ hot
- In a building with a big pink pig painted on the side
2. The fried pies here taste:
- Almost as good as the sushi from Naan
- LIKE HEAVEN EXPLODED IN MY MOUTH
- Like baby unicorns
3. Fillings are:
- Of the fruit family
- Meat, Meat, MEAT.
- Mac N Cheese
- Courtney Kerr
- BBQ Sandwiches
5. After my first bite, I screamed:
- HOLY FUCKING SHIT BALLS
6. My favorite flavor that I’ve tried so far is:
- None, these things are disgusting
- Coconut Cream Pie
So kids, which ones are the true and which ones are lies?